| Dec 26, 2007 |
| The Harem Globetrotters' Charter |
1. The Harem Globetrotters is neither a club, nor an organization. We are rather, an Order.
2. It is not possible to "enrol" in The Order of The Harem Globetrotters. Membership is "by invitation only!", which makes it even more lucrative.
3. The initiation ceremony is performed by singing "The Harem Globetrotters' Official Anthem".
4. Once initiated into the Order, membership is for a lifetime (you can't carry over the membership to the netherworld).
5. You can check out from the Order at anytime you want, but you can never leave
6. The Anthem may not be sung in public. It can only be sung to another member of the Order.
7. After initiation, a new member will be given the status of "cub", until he/she is fully ingrained into the Order. The process is complete only after a full "education session" by the existing members of the Order.
8. Members have to compulsorily follow the "Established Practices" (see the 'Whats in a name? - Part II' thread) of the Order
9. Any communication through this website should never contain the members' full names (except that of the car, Vishalakshi)
10. Divulging information that is secret to The Order (such as the 'anthem') to outsiders could lead to undesirable consequences.
11. The decisions of The Grand Council (RM, RS and SS) are final and binding to all members
Signed,
The Harem Globetrotters. |
posted by Mostly Sharamless @ 7:07 PM  |
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What if Vishalakshi decides not to sing the anthem? Does she check out anytime, I can find a date for her...If RS wants to play "American Tourister" and flies off with a 'Ticket to Hollywood' she may need some company - Moti is willing to date her (I just hope Vishalakshi is straight, and no Ablus whoeveritiscus) Who am I? I have left so many clues, and if you still don't send me an invite, I have to raise a point of order, even though I am not in 'Order' - Yes, somebody told me today that I am 'Out of Order' and sent me home.....Order of MCPs - and go harass a lady in the team; I will make Moti woo her, and they both will sue you...Be ready...
BTW, how will you send the invite 'anonymously?'
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What if Vishalakshi decides not to sing the anthem? Does she check out anytime, I can find a date for her...If RS wants to play "American Tourister" and flies off with a 'Ticket to Hollywood' she may need some company - Moti is willing to date her (I just hope Vishalakshi is straight, and no Ablus whoeveritiscus) Who am I? I have left so many clues, and if you still don't send me an invite, I have to raise a point of order, even though I am not in 'Order' - Yes, somebody told me today that I am 'Out of Order' and sent me home.....Order of MCPs - and go harass a lady in the team; I will make Moti woo her, and they both will sue you...Be ready...
BTW, how will you send the invite 'anonymously?'
Signed - "DJ" - RM, what's your plan?
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Please delete the second post after reading it - as per your own charter, all posts need to be 'Anonymous'...And you try to 'initiate' cubs - How unfair, you let somebody use their own name to post....
Signed,
DJ
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Dear RS (Ravi Subramanian), RM (Ravi Murthy) and SS (Severus Snape) (SS, Just you wait till I get the first name correctly correct..You were the best piece in jig-saw puzzle...but a very pleasant surprise!! )....
Ok, Salutations over, let me come to msg part...
After all, "American Touriester" seems to have Royal Bengal Tigress for company in US ! I was so wrong....
Hello Ms. SS.....Hope you are enjoying yourself!!
And probably now, I will break a rule of the charter,(if I am invited anytime in future, I won't be able to - right??) ....
So, here is what DJ means:
"Deedi Jaan" for RM.
"Disk Jokey" for RS & SS...
Song requests, and dedications - when I was asked to leave the institute, many people and later Prof.Kapur that I will do well as a RJ - "Goooooooood Morning RS & SS".......
Bye for now...
Over n Out.
Warmest Regards,
Aruna
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What if Vishalakshi decides not to sing the anthem? Does she check out anytime, I can find a date for her...If RS wants to play "American Tourister" and flies off with a 'Ticket to Hollywood' she may need some company - Moti is willing to date her (I just hope Vishalakshi is straight, and no Ablus whoeveritiscus) Who am I? I have left so many clues, and if you still don't send me an invite, I have to raise a point of order, even though I am not in 'Order' - Yes, somebody told me today that I am 'Out of Order' and sent me home.....Order of MCPs - and go harass a lady in the team; I will make Moti woo her, and they both will sue you...Be ready...
BTW, how will you send the invite 'anonymously?'